My New Dress! - From Roxy

Mom got me this new dress and I must say I just look astounding in it! I am not one to brag but this pit across the street...well let's just say, he liked what he saw. I kept my lady-like cool, strutted past him with merely a glance...well maybe I was pulling a teeny tiny bit on my leash...and maybe I was perhaps whining and whimpering rather loudly just a few times...but that doesn't look desperate right? RIGHT?!